“So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s going to be really hard; we’re gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever, everyday. You and me…everyday.”— Noah, The Notebook (via loveedaniel)
“I believe that everything happens for a reason. People change so that you can learn to let go, things go wrong so that you appreciate them when they’re right, you believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself, and sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.”— Marilyn Monroe (via loveedaniel, ohbabyitsnatalie)
“30 minutes, a blink of an eye. 30 minutes, to alter our lives. 30 minutes, to make up my mind. 30 minutes, to finally decide.
30 minutes, to whisper your name. 30 minutes, to shoulder the blame. 30 minutes, of bliss. thirty lies
30 minutes, to finally decide.”—T.A.T.U
“this year i wished for love, to immerse myself in someone else and to wake a heart long afraid to feel. my wish was granted and if having that is tragic, then give me tragedy. because i wouldn’t give it back for the world.”—One Tree Hill♥ (via anthonyyyy)
“You can tell me that there’s nobody else (But I feel it) You can tell me that you’re home by yourself (But I see it) You can look into my eyes and pretend all you want. But I know, I know, Your love is just a lie (Lie). It’s nothing but a lie (Lie). You’re nothing but a lie”—Simple Plan
Without our friend’s consent, Meg Magazine posted her photo in the contest. Kilala namin si Kay at alam namin na wala di siya sumasali sa mga ganung klaseng competition. Actually, I just found out this morning that her photo was included. Guys, take time to read
Soak’s Cigarettes: There is no such brand as Soak’s cigarettes. This is because any pack with that label on them is actually a massively powerful smoke screen device. Insert in mouth, apply fire to the tip, blow. ????
(P.S. DO NOT INHALE!!!!!!!!!!!)
Double Jay’s Patented Med Kit For Dummies
Whoever opens this black medicine bag will be tackled to the ground, Lilliput-style, by a full set of internal organs, each with tiny arms and legs. They will then perform impromptu surgery on the opener of the bag and, one by one, replace your organs with themselves. The little arms and legs vanish once implanted. They only use anesthetic if you remember to ask in a clear authoritative voice. Each organ is superior to yours in every way and if you allow them to perform their task fully (and if you survive the procedure) not only will you be fully healed of practically anything, you’ll be gifted with Olympian-grade strength and speed.
The Neverwas Skiff
The skiff is everywhere and anywhere. Climb onto this hovering, matte-black slab and your journey is essentially over. It can teleport, time travel and do anything else travel-related you’d care to name.
Made from the cloned bloodcells of Unmortal Samson Rockefeller. It comes in an aerosol can and is applied to any surface. Everpaint can make itself into any shape or color, from a graffiti mural to a full set of clothes to an amorphous blob. A few hours in the fresh air has the tendency to give it dangerous ideas, like killing all living things. In cases like these, its aerosol can acts as a containment device.
Normally Killroy would be palling around with his other demon buddies in New York City, but recently he’s decided to do some freelancing in favor of general demonic force. Namely, THE-BIATCH. Killroy is an imp possessing a rocket launcher. His missiles have a stylized red cap that resembles a grinning horned devil peeking out of the tube of the rocket launcher. When a rocket is launched, Killroy briefly possesses it and ensures against any possible possibility that it misses its target. Then he requires his holder to recite a five second incantation to magically summon another rocket from Hell. Killroy’s rockets have small payload thermonuclear megaton warheads.
Gombol’s Din Chewers
Lost all your teeth? These babies is made from real sharks! Pop ‘em in and get back to biting your favorite food or enemies. Has a tendency to fill the wearer with thoughts of bloodlust, hunger, and swimming, though.
The Gun was designed by The Guy. It fires SHURIKENS AND LIGHTNING. It’s about the size of an AK-74 and its shape is reminiscent of A FUCKING SHARK. The barrel is an upside down triangle.